Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Heath Ledger: In case of an emergency, listen carefully: Call an Olsen and only after call 911


Alright, I'm almost ashamed to even acknowledge a Hollywood style death on WNE but really now, this is just bizarre. According to Associated Press coverage, Heath Ledger's masseuse didn't first call 911 when she found him lying on the floor, clearly overdosed:

"Ledger's masseuse found him unresponsive after she arrived for an appointment at his rented apartment. She called 911 after first repeatedly calling actress Mary Kate Olsen."

Do the Olsens have some kind of secret healing power? What is this?
If anyone finds me drugged up, here's a hint CALL AN AMBULANCE...and then Scarlett Johansson.

5 comments:

JadedHack said...

Give Mary Kate Olsen's history, I think it's a reasonable assumption that she has the two elements that might have saved Ledger's life: expert knowledge of habit-forming prescription medicines and experience with forced vomiting.

Daniel said...

hahahaha

jgarfink said...

You realize the picture you have here is of Scarlett Johansson, right?

Daniel said...

...I do now

Daniel said...

But I deliberately chose Johansson. Better to look at than either Olson.