Of interest to the weekender:
Schedule for your average college student at a big, state university:
Friday:
-Get out of class
-nap
-play whichever videogame platform has the best sports games
-pre-game, aka drink hard liqour until you can't your insecurities and actually like to stand around and play beer pong
-go to a party -preferably frat but house party will do, as long as there's plenty of booze and bad, loud rap music
-stumble home with your buddies, don't talk about that feel you took of your friend's package
Saturday:
-Get up with a hangover
-Put on every piece of college football gear you have
-heal your hangover with more booze
-go to the game and root for the team
-nap
-frat house/house party again. More booze, beer pong, and general debauchery
Sunday:
-wake up with a hangover
-go back to sleep
-wake up again
-go back to sleep
-crawl to the nearest dining hall with your friends
-do about 20 min. of homework while studying your facebook
-go to bed and right before sleeping, reflect how awesome the weekend was
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Check out this Brooks column on the "Odyssey" generation. They're slightly older than us, to be sure. I don't feel like I'll be on of them, though. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/09/opinion/09brooks.html?hp
I love that you added "study facebook". I really wonder what life would be like without that little addicting website...
it would be apocalypse
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